Conspiricy Theory Files- Coronavirus #1
The Corona-Virus is a conspiracy to get young children acquainted to the Camera-Phone. The technology has been around for some time now, but no one seems to like it much. Without lights, make-up and a all around Starry ether, a way for the future to fall into a false sense of security. Those that adapt and wear make-up and seek the light will grow up to become high-powered clown salesmen. The rest will have panic attacks and become self-conspicuous, eventually giving up on communication altogether. Therapy sessions will be conducted with Morse code and telegraph as a way to get them back to the grid. Eventually there will be a new wave off grid paranoia and what not.
